The joys of sneaky boys

Jackson: Momma.... there's too much in there & it's not going in the hole.
Rachel: What?
Jackson: The water isn't going down the hole.
Rachel: What water? What were you doing?
Jackson: Nothing... I was washing my hands & there is too much in there & it isn't going down the hole in there.
Rachel: Did you put something in the sink?
Jackson: Nope.
Rachel: Well you're daddy's the plumber in this house. Talk to him.
Randy: What happened?
Jackson: Daddy.... Daddy....There is too much water & it isn't going down the hole.
Randy (walks into the bathroom): Oh my!
Jackson: See? It isn't going down the hole.
Randy: What did you put down the drain, Jackson?!
Jackson: Nothing... Ummm. A wipe.
Randy: A WIPE!? How far did you push it down?
Jackson: Just a little.
Randy: Argghhhh (growling & walking through the living room & talking to Rachel): He's crammed MORE than one wipe down there & i don't know if i can get it out.

moral of the story: NEVER leave a 4 year old unattended if his name is Jackson & he is sounding quiet for more than 2 minutes. (And yes, he got the wipes out!)